To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

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Unknown
Tickles are what power my giggle machine.
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Anthony T.Hincks
Making a product is just an activity, making a profit on a product is the achievement.
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Amit Kalantri
Before we complicated life with money, machines and missiles we did well with morals, manpower and meetings.
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Amit Kalantri
I like to imagine that the world is one big machine. You know, machines never have any extra parts. They have the exact number and type of parts they need. So I figure if the entire world is a big machine, I have to be...
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Brian Selznick
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Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise
If I only had a little humility, I would be perfect.
Life is like a B-movie. You don't want to leave in the middle of it but you don't want to see it again.
If I only had a little humility I'd be perfect.
Every few seconds it changes - up an eighth, down an eighth - it's like playing a slot machine. I lose $20 million, I gain $20 million.